Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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