ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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