Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
