Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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