i love accidental penises.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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