remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
