id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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