Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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