Have you finally orgasmed yet?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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