I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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