..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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