I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I need water and some morals
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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