I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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