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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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