He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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