The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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