Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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