I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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