So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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