this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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