also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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