We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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