In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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