my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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