is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my being single is dangerous.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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