That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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