love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
