hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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