Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I understand Curling. That high.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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