Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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