I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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