I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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