Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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