no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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