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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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