So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
this beer tastes like vomit already
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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