it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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