someone threw a dead crab at me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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