Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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