So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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