if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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