Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My feet surprised me
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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