You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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