Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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