help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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