Don't you send me to vm
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Four minutes until I can fart!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
