I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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