I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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