no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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