yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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