I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
