Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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